Posted by
Contrarian Guitarist on Monday, April 23, 2007 11:58:09 AM
Sheryl Crow must be using some kind super strength, Hollywood millionaire TP to be able to get the job done with
one square. Maybe I should send her some photos of what I have to deal with.... as Matt Drudge would say, "developing..."
She and Laurie David chronicle their antics and thoughts on their "Biodiesel Bus Blog".
David, after urgently noting the unusual 40 degree April weather in Dallas commented " I would write more, but I have to go run warm water over my hands and thaw out from my run." Hmmm, OK. So Global Warming causes colder than normal temperatures? Not sure if I would hang my hat on that. At least not until it warms up a little.
I'm sorry but after reading excerpts from their poorly written, and even more poorly thought out diatribe, provided by the Washington Post, the archaic phrase "dumb broad" is all that comes to my mind.
My point being made in that the winner of a Greenest person reality show, that Crow dreams of, would get, and I quote here, "a recording contract!!!!!". If my father-in-law wins, I'm not buying the CD. Sorry, Dad, but you just can't sing man! Take special note of the five exclamation marks. Ah yes, the symbology of the Late American Spotted Moron.
Crow's aforementioned toilet paper rationing idea has forest conservation as it's aim. Maybe she should read the
latest research on the subject. Apparently America needs to get rid of her trees to cool things down a little.