Posted by
Contrarian Guitarist on Friday, October 10, 2008 8:18:18 PM
Welcome students to Defraud Tech College! Here on our beautiful campus you will find a course of study that will keep democrats in office and college professors flush with grant money.
For those of you interested in the psychology of multiple personalities we have
Registering Homeless 50-100 Times Each 101, in Rathke Hall south of the giant oak tree. Just watch out for all the acorns, they can really trip you up.
If law is your thing then check out
Voting Rights of the Recently and not so Recently Deceased. Though as a prerequisite you'll need to take the med class Practising Senior Medicine Poorly to Save Social Security. That's at Daley Hall, Room 1960, the Ivory Tower on the north end of campus.
Also in Rathke Hall for those of you who love literature there's
Copying Names Out of the Phone Book 235. Scintillating!
For those interested in the science of cloning technology there's
Using Earmarks to Create Earmarks. That's in Nevada Hall on Tuesdays, Missouri Hall on Wednesdays, and Ohio Hall on Thursdays.
In the Obama Center for Progressive Advancement, check out the math course
Hiding Donations Through Accounting 101.
Any athletes? Good! Check out the lecture -
Dallas Cowboys Once Played In Ohio . That's at Brunner Auditorium.
We as you can see we have something for everyone here Defraud Tech College. Let's everyone sing the school mantra...
Ooooohmmmmm-bama,
Ooooohmmmmm-bama, so good to us.
Ooooohmmmmm-bama,
Ooooohmmmmm-bama, so good to us.
All bad karma comes from Bush.
Ooooohmmmmm-bama,
Ooooohmmmmm-bama, so good to us.